i noticed that people think it's the gayest thing ever to type I AM NOT GAY in all caps

i am saying this from experience i am also not gay but just a heads up if you capslock that phrase people are going to think you are gay it's an easy mistake to make for sure all us homophobes have made it you just have to do better next time and also maybe not have a quasi sexual para social relationship with another man and if you can do those two things i think people will stop calling you gay