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7/18/2025, 7:12:54 PM
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ngl while it's definitely accurate and concise the summary really doesn't him justice; he's hitting levels of based that I didn't think were going to be possible
ngl while it's definitely accurate and concise the summary really doesn't him justice; he's hitting levels of based that I didn't think were going to be possible
7/18/2025, 7:28:38 AM
>Arriving at the village, the Metal Alien has divided into myriad forms, with the leader in the far back, guarding a fragment
>Party questions why the Alien isn't trying to "hide" the fragment he's collected, nor use it to it's fullest extent
>Elves reveal that the only ones who can reassemble the orb into it's original power is the Chieftain and her daughter, and that the orb is harshly diluted otherwise
>So most likely he just doesn't know how to use it
>As the lead Alien corners the chief, he notices the party and directs his attention to intercept and kill them instead
>After fighting past all the forces party defeats the lead Alien, collecting the final fragment
>As the Elves tend to their wounded, the Chief says thanks for saving them, and for recovering all the fragments
>"Wait, we had them all? But we got them all by recovering them from him."
>"Parasitic Lifeform has already touched the Orb"
>Kisei suddenly erupts from underneath the protagonist as metal slime emerges from and completely envelops the orb, with the Prince only narrowly avoiding getting blasted through like a fire hose when an alien pushes him out of the way
>"How magnificent, that you have managed to collect the orbs in our place."
>"We thank you, creature called Shota."
>Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
>"That's right. The power of this orb is strong. However, when we tried to get our hands on it, it shattered into pieces."
>"This time, after taking countermeasures, we dared to hand it over to you. And thus, we guided you until it could be restored."
>Elves begin to freak the fuck out
>"Kukuku... What wonderful energy. You're a wild horse, and we cannot take you in immediately."
> "But this time, we won't let you escape. We'll slowly digest you...!"
>Kisei integrates the orb
>All the elves become comatose
>It's already given him so much power that he can now fucking FLY and he just laughs at everyone while he leaves
This guy is so unfathomably fucking based it's unreal
>Party questions why the Alien isn't trying to "hide" the fragment he's collected, nor use it to it's fullest extent
>Elves reveal that the only ones who can reassemble the orb into it's original power is the Chieftain and her daughter, and that the orb is harshly diluted otherwise
>So most likely he just doesn't know how to use it
>As the lead Alien corners the chief, he notices the party and directs his attention to intercept and kill them instead
>After fighting past all the forces party defeats the lead Alien, collecting the final fragment
>As the Elves tend to their wounded, the Chief says thanks for saving them, and for recovering all the fragments
>"Wait, we had them all? But we got them all by recovering them from him."
>"Parasitic Lifeform has already touched the Orb"
>Kisei suddenly erupts from underneath the protagonist as metal slime emerges from and completely envelops the orb, with the Prince only narrowly avoiding getting blasted through like a fire hose when an alien pushes him out of the way
>"How magnificent, that you have managed to collect the orbs in our place."
>"We thank you, creature called Shota."
>Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
>"That's right. The power of this orb is strong. However, when we tried to get our hands on it, it shattered into pieces."
>"This time, after taking countermeasures, we dared to hand it over to you. And thus, we guided you until it could be restored."
>Elves begin to freak the fuck out
>"Kukuku... What wonderful energy. You're a wild horse, and we cannot take you in immediately."
> "But this time, we won't let you escape. We'll slowly digest you...!"
>Kisei integrates the orb
>All the elves become comatose
>It's already given him so much power that he can now fucking FLY and he just laughs at everyone while he leaves
This guy is so unfathomably fucking based it's unreal
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