Things have been getting kind of chummy around here so it's time I made something clear: We are not friends. We are online acquaintances. If we meet at lives, we can talk, we can take pictures together, we can hang out before and after the live, we can go eat dinner and drink after the live. We can even hang out the day after, visiting places in Japan we are interested in and share the joy of weebness. But we are not friends.