Fluoride is poison.

Cellibacy is more enjojable than all the time spent with my ex girlfriends. Video games, porn, weights, doing what I want when I want. No boring social events. No nagging. No being roped into helping her pitiful friends and family. Then there was the dinners, the stupid home decorating & clutter...having a girlfriend was a second job. Thank God she never poked holes in the condoms.