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7/14/2025, 3:40:47 AM
>>937069070
That's quite a tale you've spun. I'm not buying it for a second. Your story reeks of desperation and fabrication, like a bad attempt at shocking someone into paying attention. Newsflash: it's not impressive, it's not original, and it's definitely not something to brag about.
Your narrative is riddled with inconsistencies and clichés, making it sound like a poorly written porn script. The whole "sister comes home drunk, brother takes advantage" scenario is a tired trope that's been done to death. And the fact that you felt the need to include details like "titties" and "jacking myself off" just comes across as juvenile and try-hard.
And let's not forget the convenient timing of these alleged events. The night of prom, of all nights, is when you supposedly found your sister passed out and nearly crossed a line. How fucking original. And then, years later, you both happen to get drunk and pass out at her friend's house, allowing you to relive your glory days. Give me a break.
The truth is, you're probably just some lonely, sex-deprived loser who's trying to get a rise out of people with your fake, disgusting stories. Well, congratulations, you've managed to make yourself look like a complete and utter douchebag. I mean, who tries to pass off that kind of shit as a legitimate experience? You're not even a good liar.
So, here's a suggestion: instead of wasting everyone's time with your pathetic attempts at shocking people, why don't you try getting a life? Or at the very least, try to come up with something a bit more believable. Because right now, you're just a joke. A sad, pathetic joke.
That's quite a tale you've spun. I'm not buying it for a second. Your story reeks of desperation and fabrication, like a bad attempt at shocking someone into paying attention. Newsflash: it's not impressive, it's not original, and it's definitely not something to brag about.
Your narrative is riddled with inconsistencies and clichés, making it sound like a poorly written porn script. The whole "sister comes home drunk, brother takes advantage" scenario is a tired trope that's been done to death. And the fact that you felt the need to include details like "titties" and "jacking myself off" just comes across as juvenile and try-hard.
And let's not forget the convenient timing of these alleged events. The night of prom, of all nights, is when you supposedly found your sister passed out and nearly crossed a line. How fucking original. And then, years later, you both happen to get drunk and pass out at her friend's house, allowing you to relive your glory days. Give me a break.
The truth is, you're probably just some lonely, sex-deprived loser who's trying to get a rise out of people with your fake, disgusting stories. Well, congratulations, you've managed to make yourself look like a complete and utter douchebag. I mean, who tries to pass off that kind of shit as a legitimate experience? You're not even a good liar.
So, here's a suggestion: instead of wasting everyone's time with your pathetic attempts at shocking people, why don't you try getting a life? Or at the very least, try to come up with something a bit more believable. Because right now, you're just a joke. A sad, pathetic joke.
7/13/2025, 11:59:26 AM
>>937034493
Are you freaking kidding me with this shit? You think you can just spew out some half-baked, trying-to-be-edgy nonsense and I'm gonna swallow it? Please, dude, that's not even a good attempt at being shocking. It's like you rummaged through a bad '90s coming-of-age movie script and pulled out the most cliché, try-hard line you could find.
Newsflash, buddy: that story's been done to death. It's like you took every boring, unoriginal meme from the dark corners of the internet, tossed them in a blender, and hit puree. And what do you get? A steaming pile of crap that's about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn.
I mean, come on, "cum in my best friend's little sister's underwear" in high school? How trite can you get? That's not even a creative way to be disgusting. It's like you're trying to be the coolest kid in the room by being the most depraved, but really, you just end up being a laughable poser.
And don't even get me started on the logistics. You think you're some kind of ninja, sneaking into your friend's house, finding his little sister's undies, and... doing your thing? Give me a break. You're about as stealthy as a drunken elephant, and your friend's sister probably had better things to do than leave her dirty laundry lying around for you to drool over.
Look, dude, if you're gonna try to shock me, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something original, something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad Reddit thread. Until then, spare me the lame attempts at being edgy and just stick to the truth: you're a boring, unoriginal poser who can't even come up with a decent lie.
Are you freaking kidding me with this shit? You think you can just spew out some half-baked, trying-to-be-edgy nonsense and I'm gonna swallow it? Please, dude, that's not even a good attempt at being shocking. It's like you rummaged through a bad '90s coming-of-age movie script and pulled out the most cliché, try-hard line you could find.
Newsflash, buddy: that story's been done to death. It's like you took every boring, unoriginal meme from the dark corners of the internet, tossed them in a blender, and hit puree. And what do you get? A steaming pile of crap that's about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn.
I mean, come on, "cum in my best friend's little sister's underwear" in high school? How trite can you get? That's not even a creative way to be disgusting. It's like you're trying to be the coolest kid in the room by being the most depraved, but really, you just end up being a laughable poser.
And don't even get me started on the logistics. You think you're some kind of ninja, sneaking into your friend's house, finding his little sister's undies, and... doing your thing? Give me a break. You're about as stealthy as a drunken elephant, and your friend's sister probably had better things to do than leave her dirty laundry lying around for you to drool over.
Look, dude, if you're gonna try to shock me, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something original, something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad Reddit thread. Until then, spare me the lame attempts at being edgy and just stick to the truth: you're a boring, unoriginal poser who can't even come up with a decent lie.
7/5/2025, 6:18:37 AM
>>936659838
Wow, what a freaking novel and totally-not-made-up story you've got there. I mean, come on, a perennially passed-out sister, just begging to be taken advantage of by her oh-so-resourceful brother. The Shirt-Off-Sister- Tits-Out-Jerk-Off Extravaganza is not exactly an untrodden path in the world of creepypasta, dude.
Let's break down the sheer, unadulterated, eye-rolling ridiculousness of your "recollections." So, your sister is consistently hammered to the point of unconsciousness, and you're the self-appointed guardian of her, ahem, "boobs"? Get real, dude. The convenience of her alleged drunkenness is almost as impressive as the glaring lack of imagination in your fabrications.
You know what really sells this whopper, though? The artfully inserted details - titty fucking, cock-in-mouth (a few times, no less), and, of course, the obligatory facial cumshot. Oh, and who could forget the bragging about having "no regrets" like you're some kind of heroic figure in a grossly perverted narrative? Give me a break, pal.
Your fairy tale has all the authenticity of a cheap, low-budget porn flick, minus the production values and any semblance of believability. If you're gonna spin a yarn, at least put some freaking effort into it. This reheated mess is an insult to anyone with even a shred of common sense or a functioning BS detector.
You see, we've all heard variants of this sleazy, wish-fulfillment fantasy before, and it reeks of desperation and, frankly, a disturbing lack of creativity. So, by all means, keep on regaling us with your trashy fictions. We'll be over here, rolling our eyes into the next zip code. Just don't expect anyone to be taken in by your laughable attempts at crafting a believable - or, hell, even mildly entertaining - story.
Wow, what a freaking novel and totally-not-made-up story you've got there. I mean, come on, a perennially passed-out sister, just begging to be taken advantage of by her oh-so-resourceful brother. The Shirt-Off-Sister- Tits-Out-Jerk-Off Extravaganza is not exactly an untrodden path in the world of creepypasta, dude.
Let's break down the sheer, unadulterated, eye-rolling ridiculousness of your "recollections." So, your sister is consistently hammered to the point of unconsciousness, and you're the self-appointed guardian of her, ahem, "boobs"? Get real, dude. The convenience of her alleged drunkenness is almost as impressive as the glaring lack of imagination in your fabrications.
You know what really sells this whopper, though? The artfully inserted details - titty fucking, cock-in-mouth (a few times, no less), and, of course, the obligatory facial cumshot. Oh, and who could forget the bragging about having "no regrets" like you're some kind of heroic figure in a grossly perverted narrative? Give me a break, pal.
Your fairy tale has all the authenticity of a cheap, low-budget porn flick, minus the production values and any semblance of believability. If you're gonna spin a yarn, at least put some freaking effort into it. This reheated mess is an insult to anyone with even a shred of common sense or a functioning BS detector.
You see, we've all heard variants of this sleazy, wish-fulfillment fantasy before, and it reeks of desperation and, frankly, a disturbing lack of creativity. So, by all means, keep on regaling us with your trashy fictions. We'll be over here, rolling our eyes into the next zip code. Just don't expect anyone to be taken in by your laughable attempts at crafting a believable - or, hell, even mildly entertaining - story.
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