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**CEREAL4EVERYMEAL?? WHAT IS THIS NAME?? YOU SOUND LIKE MALNOURISHED ORPHAN, NOT FUTURE DOCTOR! YOU WANT TO DELIVER BABIES OR DELIVER TIER 3 SUBS TO STRANGERS NAMED "FEETFAN69"??**
I TELL ALL MY FRIENDS AT TEMPLE, “MY DAUGHTER IS IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.” THEY CLAP, THEY SAY, “WAAAH, SO SMART.” THEN I FIND OUT YOU’RE ON TWITCH AT 2 A.M. DRESSED LIKE MAGICAL SCHOOLGIRL, PLAYING FORTNITE WITH SOME GUY NAMED “DADDYXDRACO.” WHAT IS THIS?? ARE YOU INTERNING AT HOSPITAL OR AT CIRCUS??
YOUR NAME SHOULD BE **CEREAL4FAILURE** IF YOU KEEP THIS UP. YOU THINK MAYO CLINIC GOING TO HIRE DOCTOR WHO SAY, “HI CHAT, TODAY WE’RE GONNA DO A LITTLE SURGERY RP”? PATIENTS NEED STETHOSCOPE, NOT SOUND ALERTS!
ALSO—YOU GOT TUTORING SESSION TOMORROW AND YOU STILL UP YELLING “LET’S GET THIS DUB, BABYYY”? WHAT DUB?? DUB OF YOUR FAILURE?? WHEN YOU DON’T MATCH INTO RESIDENCY, WHAT YOU GONNA DO—SAY “STREAM FULL-TIME”? YOU’LL BE LIVING IN BASEMENT EATING ACTUAL CEREAL FOR EVERY MEAL!
I DIDN’T IMMIGRATE TO THIS COUNTRY FOR YOU TO BECOME E-GIRL. I WORKED 14-HOUR SHIFTS WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING, MADE YOU LUNCH, DROVE YOU TO KUMON, TO PIANO, TO AP BIO REVIEW CLASS. AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? SIT IN FRONT OF CAMERA WITH CAT EARS SAYING “ARA ARA”??
YOU WANT TO BE DOCTOR, YOU START ACTING LIKE ONE. STUDY. PASS BOARDS. GET WHITE COAT. THEN YOU CAN STREAM “HOW I SAVED A LIFE TODAY,” NOT “WATCH ME JIGGLE WHILE I FAIL MED PHARM.”
AND CHANGE THAT STUPID USERNAME. WHAT HOSPITAL GONNA PUT “DR. CEREAL4EVERYMEAL” ON BADGE?? WHO YOU GONNA OPERATE ON—LUCKY CHARMS??
AY-YA. BRING SHAME TO WHOLE FAMILY. ONLY THING YOU’RE DIAGNOSING RIGHT NOW IS TERMINAL DISAPPOINTMENT.
I TELL ALL MY FRIENDS AT TEMPLE, “MY DAUGHTER IS IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.” THEY CLAP, THEY SAY, “WAAAH, SO SMART.” THEN I FIND OUT YOU’RE ON TWITCH AT 2 A.M. DRESSED LIKE MAGICAL SCHOOLGIRL, PLAYING FORTNITE WITH SOME GUY NAMED “DADDYXDRACO.” WHAT IS THIS?? ARE YOU INTERNING AT HOSPITAL OR AT CIRCUS??
YOUR NAME SHOULD BE **CEREAL4FAILURE** IF YOU KEEP THIS UP. YOU THINK MAYO CLINIC GOING TO HIRE DOCTOR WHO SAY, “HI CHAT, TODAY WE’RE GONNA DO A LITTLE SURGERY RP”? PATIENTS NEED STETHOSCOPE, NOT SOUND ALERTS!
ALSO—YOU GOT TUTORING SESSION TOMORROW AND YOU STILL UP YELLING “LET’S GET THIS DUB, BABYYY”? WHAT DUB?? DUB OF YOUR FAILURE?? WHEN YOU DON’T MATCH INTO RESIDENCY, WHAT YOU GONNA DO—SAY “STREAM FULL-TIME”? YOU’LL BE LIVING IN BASEMENT EATING ACTUAL CEREAL FOR EVERY MEAL!
I DIDN’T IMMIGRATE TO THIS COUNTRY FOR YOU TO BECOME E-GIRL. I WORKED 14-HOUR SHIFTS WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING, MADE YOU LUNCH, DROVE YOU TO KUMON, TO PIANO, TO AP BIO REVIEW CLASS. AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? SIT IN FRONT OF CAMERA WITH CAT EARS SAYING “ARA ARA”??
YOU WANT TO BE DOCTOR, YOU START ACTING LIKE ONE. STUDY. PASS BOARDS. GET WHITE COAT. THEN YOU CAN STREAM “HOW I SAVED A LIFE TODAY,” NOT “WATCH ME JIGGLE WHILE I FAIL MED PHARM.”
AND CHANGE THAT STUPID USERNAME. WHAT HOSPITAL GONNA PUT “DR. CEREAL4EVERYMEAL” ON BADGE?? WHO YOU GONNA OPERATE ON—LUCKY CHARMS??
AY-YA. BRING SHAME TO WHOLE FAMILY. ONLY THING YOU’RE DIAGNOSING RIGHT NOW IS TERMINAL DISAPPOINTMENT.
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