HARK YE SPARKLEFAG YOU CHARLATAN I HAVE CAUGHT YOU IN THIS THREAD YOU KNAVISH POLTROON
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
A TRIAL BY COMBAT
POST A NEUTRAL LOCATION THAT IS REASONABLY ACCESSIBLE TO YOU ACCOMPANIED BY YOUR PREFERRED TIME
AT YOUR CONVENIENCE WE SHALL ENGAGE IN UNARMED NO HOLDS BARRED COMBAT UNTIL ONE OF US SUBMITS
THE WINNER GAINS UNCONTESTED SOVEREIGNTY OVER /gig/
THE LOSER GETS RAPED
IF YOU REFUSE OR IGNORE THIS, LET POSTERITY KNOW YOU ARE A COWARD AND A TRULY CRAVEN WRETCH AND A WORTHLESS SHITPOSTER