I have been taking Modafinil and eating nothing but Mazuri Primate Growth and Reproduction Biscuits, and only lifting weights, reading For My Legionaries and Currency Wars, and listening to only Nationalist Ba’athist Music. One day I blacked out (I presume from taking copious amounts of Modafinil) and I awoke to a list scrawled in blood on my bedroom wall of the names of major (((bankers))) (((academics))) (((Hollywood executives))) (((media moguls))) and (((Fortune 500 CEOs)))