>>531089214
I'm going. It's my first major

He was unironically a real life /pol/tard
despite not even using the internet.
He walked around saying "nigger" and "nigga" freely in public spaces,
made fun of fat women,
made fun of his daughter when she got fat,
and did literally not a single thing in his life unless it was what he wanted to do, anything else be fucked
Then when he tried to quit drinking, he died from a seizure because his body wanted booze so badly it killed him

So genius life choices aside,

Write his epitaph one word at a time.
I'll start::

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