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7/16/2025, 11:17:41 PM
This… is a lot to take in right now. A LOT! Picking Tzah-Tzie up by the scruff of her neck, you start by sending an apologetic grin Joplin’s way! C-can um… can we-
“Go over the details later? Naturally.” He nods as the corner of his mouth twitches upwards for a moment! “Haste makes waste, does it not? Miss Lutza was right about you, Mr. Peas–you’re a consummate professional.”
Y-yep, you nod, that’s what they call me! A singular laugh that sounds more like the clearing of a throat leaves the Gnok’s pursed lips.
“Very well. We’ll be staying in the CRYSTALMELT LODGE for the duration of our stay in Umberal. Simply inform the front desk that you have some TAIL CREAM to deliver–I’ll ensure they know where to send you.”
Damn… speaking of professional… Oh, and about that stalker–
Your explanation is cut short by an immaculately-kept claw pressing against your lips! W-what the hell!?
“You may give your report to Miss Lutza when you meet her,” Joplin explains in a hushed, but still totally professional tone, “It’s a bit… crowded here, yes?”
Oh! Yea, totally! Good save, dude! Where, uh… where can you-
“Twice the cabin we originally met in.” The manager replies flatly. “Spared no expense.”
Oh man, MATH!? You’ll just have to suss it out after this… sensing that you’re done, the manager straightens whatever he’s wearing before stooping low to meet TT’s dangling gaze! “As for you, rascal,” The Gnok retrieves something from his pockets and places it in the Spinner’s claws. “Do reach out if you ever want to put that talent to good use.”
“H-haaah?”
“You’re welcome.” Nods the Gnok! “Now then, if you’ll excuse me, I have some grievances to air about the security on this Skyrail.”
Vanishing into the crowd like a vampire, Joplin leaves you to manage your own miscreants… namely the capricious catthing currently dangling from your fingers! Before you can get a word in, Tzah-Tzie explodes into cheerful giggles that send her spinning like a fuzzy pinata!
“How about THAT, Ant!?” She squeals, her manic laughter spreading to Volka as well! “A real manager! And a concert! With a real AUDIENCE!” Grabbing Volka’s claws, the two dance as best they can with one of them balancing a drink and the other dangling from your hand! Isn’t she forgetting something?
“Oh… OH!” Wrapping her tail around your trunk, TT reels herself in close enough to plant a wet kiss on your lips! “Thanks for telling me that bitch was onboard, Ant!” A sly grin forms on her face as she stares you down with half-lidded eyes! “Gonna have to put that slumber party on hold, Volkie–Anton here is gonna need some EXTRA-special attention tonight… for the next few nights, I think~”
>CONTD.
“Go over the details later? Naturally.” He nods as the corner of his mouth twitches upwards for a moment! “Haste makes waste, does it not? Miss Lutza was right about you, Mr. Peas–you’re a consummate professional.”
Y-yep, you nod, that’s what they call me! A singular laugh that sounds more like the clearing of a throat leaves the Gnok’s pursed lips.
“Very well. We’ll be staying in the CRYSTALMELT LODGE for the duration of our stay in Umberal. Simply inform the front desk that you have some TAIL CREAM to deliver–I’ll ensure they know where to send you.”
Damn… speaking of professional… Oh, and about that stalker–
Your explanation is cut short by an immaculately-kept claw pressing against your lips! W-what the hell!?
“You may give your report to Miss Lutza when you meet her,” Joplin explains in a hushed, but still totally professional tone, “It’s a bit… crowded here, yes?”
Oh! Yea, totally! Good save, dude! Where, uh… where can you-
“Twice the cabin we originally met in.” The manager replies flatly. “Spared no expense.”
Oh man, MATH!? You’ll just have to suss it out after this… sensing that you’re done, the manager straightens whatever he’s wearing before stooping low to meet TT’s dangling gaze! “As for you, rascal,” The Gnok retrieves something from his pockets and places it in the Spinner’s claws. “Do reach out if you ever want to put that talent to good use.”
“H-haaah?”
“You’re welcome.” Nods the Gnok! “Now then, if you’ll excuse me, I have some grievances to air about the security on this Skyrail.”
Vanishing into the crowd like a vampire, Joplin leaves you to manage your own miscreants… namely the capricious catthing currently dangling from your fingers! Before you can get a word in, Tzah-Tzie explodes into cheerful giggles that send her spinning like a fuzzy pinata!
“How about THAT, Ant!?” She squeals, her manic laughter spreading to Volka as well! “A real manager! And a concert! With a real AUDIENCE!” Grabbing Volka’s claws, the two dance as best they can with one of them balancing a drink and the other dangling from your hand! Isn’t she forgetting something?
“Oh… OH!” Wrapping her tail around your trunk, TT reels herself in close enough to plant a wet kiss on your lips! “Thanks for telling me that bitch was onboard, Ant!” A sly grin forms on her face as she stares you down with half-lidded eyes! “Gonna have to put that slumber party on hold, Volkie–Anton here is gonna need some EXTRA-special attention tonight… for the next few nights, I think~”
>CONTD.
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