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6/18/2025, 5:06:54 AM
>Be eastern German in the 80s, want to buy a car
>"Oh, neither you or someone in your family is a high member of the glorious socialist party? Sorry, you are only allowed to buy a Trabant."
>Meh, better than nothing I guess.
>"Oh, the waiting time is between 10-18 years, so better make sure that your parents already ordered one for you when you were born."
>fuck, they didn't
>"Oh, no problem. You can buy a used one! Don't worry that it's already 15 years old, we haven't changed a single thing about it since the 1950s anyways!"
>okay, I'll buy it
>"Oh, because of those ridiculously long waiting times, this used one is way more expensive than a brand new Trabant, sorry comrade!"
>Well at least I'll finally have my first car.
>"Oh, did we mention that the body is literally made out of a mix of cardboard and plastic and it has a cheap two-stroke motor you wouldn't even want in a moped?"
>FUCK THIS SHIT I'LL JUST RIDE MY BIKE
Vatniggers will defend this like anything Russia had it's dirty paws in.
>"Oh, neither you or someone in your family is a high member of the glorious socialist party? Sorry, you are only allowed to buy a Trabant."
>Meh, better than nothing I guess.
>"Oh, the waiting time is between 10-18 years, so better make sure that your parents already ordered one for you when you were born."
>fuck, they didn't
>"Oh, no problem. You can buy a used one! Don't worry that it's already 15 years old, we haven't changed a single thing about it since the 1950s anyways!"
>okay, I'll buy it
>"Oh, because of those ridiculously long waiting times, this used one is way more expensive than a brand new Trabant, sorry comrade!"
>Well at least I'll finally have my first car.
>"Oh, did we mention that the body is literally made out of a mix of cardboard and plastic and it has a cheap two-stroke motor you wouldn't even want in a moped?"
>FUCK THIS SHIT I'LL JUST RIDE MY BIKE
Vatniggers will defend this like anything Russia had it's dirty paws in.
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