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i see...

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>>127047467

As real as the tooth fairy.

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Hello my children, God here. Be not afraid. I heard all your plaintive wails and in my grace have sent my favorite angle, Richard Corey Harrison, back to Earth, to resume his divine mission of determining the value of your material possessions. All the angels miss him and are crying because he is gone and they are playing sad songs on their harps. It's been especially hard on the cherubim, they are all laying upside down on the clouds like dead birds.

Also this board is Meawful, I'm glad I kicked you weirdos off my lawn. It was bad enough when you stole my fruit and now I see this? I'm going to station a second lightsaber angel at the entrance because you all worry me. I thought I dug Hell deep enough but now I'll have to add an extra basement level. You know what? I take back that part about be not afraid. You all need to be very afraid.

we're all one guy when you think about it anyways shoutout big god

I'm not saying this is cp, perhaps it is, but why would you be so lax?