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7/14/2025, 4:59:07 AM
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Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. Your story is a fucking joke, a pathetic attempt at shock value that's about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. Newsflash, kid: nobody buys this shit. Your "my mom used to be an escort" crap is an overused trope that's been done to death, and your execution is laughable.
First off, what kind of dumbfuck would brag about jerking off in front of their own mother? That's not some edgy, cool thing to do, it's just fucking weird and disturbing. And don't even get me started on the likelihood of her just sitting there, chillin' while you're whacking off in front of her. Give me a break.
And the cherry on top of this shit sundae is that you think anyone would believe this horseshit. Do you really think you're the first person to come up with this "my mom's a former escort" story? It's been done, kid. It's been done to death, and it's about as original as a "I'm a gangsta from the streets" story from some suburban rich kid.
You know what the sad part is? You're probably so desperate for attention that you'll keep spewing this nonsense, no matter how many people call you out on it. Well, let me tell you something, kid: it's not going to work. People see right through your bullshit, and they're not impressed.
So here's a suggestion: why don't you try coming up with something a little more original? Something that doesn't involve regurgitating the same old tired fantasies that every other wannabe tough guy is spewing? Or better yet, why don't you just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself?
Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. Your story is a fucking joke, a pathetic attempt at shock value that's about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. Newsflash, kid: nobody buys this shit. Your "my mom used to be an escort" crap is an overused trope that's been done to death, and your execution is laughable.
First off, what kind of dumbfuck would brag about jerking off in front of their own mother? That's not some edgy, cool thing to do, it's just fucking weird and disturbing. And don't even get me started on the likelihood of her just sitting there, chillin' while you're whacking off in front of her. Give me a break.
And the cherry on top of this shit sundae is that you think anyone would believe this horseshit. Do you really think you're the first person to come up with this "my mom's a former escort" story? It's been done, kid. It's been done to death, and it's about as original as a "I'm a gangsta from the streets" story from some suburban rich kid.
You know what the sad part is? You're probably so desperate for attention that you'll keep spewing this nonsense, no matter how many people call you out on it. Well, let me tell you something, kid: it's not going to work. People see right through your bullshit, and they're not impressed.
So here's a suggestion: why don't you try coming up with something a little more original? Something that doesn't involve regurgitating the same old tired fantasies that every other wannabe tough guy is spewing? Or better yet, why don't you just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself?
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