Are vegetables a psyop?

>nutrients inexpensively available in pill form
>filled with cancer causing pesticides
>expensive because muh farmers muh labor
>"junk" food tastes better and satisfies macros
>"balanced" diet out dated pseudoscience
>food pyramid constantly changing nonsense
>can still get killed in car crash
Yeah I'm seeing no reason why to put down a cheeseburger and pick up a salad