Shards! You can, as a matter of fact, do ANYTHING with Shards! You can even create copies of humans with Shards!

So: You can create copies of Elie and Agnes with Shards!

And then you can tell them to take a shit.

With genuine humans, there would of course be a limit how much they can shit, the sheer volume and size, and the duration of the process.

Not so with Shards. Imagine spending an entire evening sipping whine and watching Agnes and Elie take some impressive shits.

Shards!

>YLYL