Here is a list of things I have done, some of which while intoxicated:

-Confessed that I jacked off to our 70 year old principal in a room full of normies
-Showed my only solid friend that I had a sc4t fetish and took my dick out when we did molly. He now ignores me
-Got punched in the face by a guy i asked for drugs while the neighbourhood watched. This was metres away from my job, where some of the employees and clients live
-First time out with this one group of normies someone brought me along with I drank people's unattended drinks and said it was a hack. They then spread a rumour that I contracted herpes
-Had ed trying to unkhv myself and the girl fully seriously and with concern asked if maybe I was gay
-Accidentally asked my first gf's parents if she and her brother engaged in incest (I didn't know what platonic meant)
-Drew pornographic images on the family walls after I discovered it aged 8
-Crapped my pants on a field trip and when they unloaded the bus my bag had opened and the underwear fell on the ground
-Used to think it was normal to show family my boner
-Sibling's exchange student walked in on me taking a dump with a boner when I was 9
-Cry and tell people some of these secrets everytime I am drunk.

Thanks for coming to my TARD talk. That's all I can remember for now, I'll add more if it comes to me