>So, why am I supposed to buy this videogame if I’m not inherently interested in the idea of having a somewhat uncanny looking child ride around on my back? Then the game isn't meant for you, not all games have to appeal to everyone
>no kiddo, only I need the hermetically sealed exoskeletal power suit with twenty inches of reinforced plating >you can run around half naked and barefoot so all the pedos buy our game!