fuck it man. im 29 and played high school ball but skipped college ball.

can i still make it? Rich hill is 45 (will be 46 before end of season) and is getting called up while throwing barely 90 mph.

i HAVE to have a shot.

my measurables:
5’11
175 pounds
white
.243 average in high school w/.730 OPS
4.7 inch penis