>>531656068
ignore the trooncord attack bro, you did well, you made them seethe after all

What if
>Hoyoverse doubles down on the canon wife
>Citlali throws a hissy fit when traveller is about to leave Natlan
>Declares she will follow you 'until the stars burn out'
>She shows up in the next quest chain with a backpack and becomes your 3rd travel companion with Paimon
>Head to nod-krai/snez
>It's too cold
>Start a campfire
>Snuggle together
>It's too cold at night
>Cuddle in bed together
>Spicy Natlan cuisine for breakfast warms the tummy on a cold morning
>Rent a single room at hotels/inns to save money
>Citlali complains her back hurts and you went too hard last night
>Every Archon quest and character quest now has Citlali tagging along to make sure (You) don't cheat on her with some overdesigned FOTM hebeslop
>Next lantern rite she gets into a catfight with Keka to the point there's a dialogue choice where you have to decide to promise Citlali that you'll stop seeing Keka without her
>New daily mechanic where Citlali makes some resin restoring food for you everyday if you flirt with her, forcing all travellers to simp for the canon wife if you want your free resin
>NPC Citlali follows you everywhere in the open world, you can even hold her hand ala ICO
>New exploration puzzles requires the involvment of an NPC Citlali
>If you take a selfie with out in-game Citlali gets mad at you
What happens to Genshin if this becomes reality
Massive success or gigaflop?
How huge will the melty be on /gig/ and r/fatuiHQ?