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>Did you know if you wipe your ass with the browngentinian flag it becomes even dirtier than before?

nope, it should be
>Did you know if you wipe your ass with the (x country) flag it becomes cleaner than before?
see what i did there? i changed "even dirtier" to "cleaner" subtly impliying that even shit would make x country's flag cleaner
thats how you should do it to be funny
good luck next time kiddo