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6/23/2025, 4:11:15 AM
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If you didn’t know any better, you’d think Volka was two seconds away from blasting off into space! “Y-YES! YES YES YES!” She sputters with wild eyes and little hops punctuating each word! “H-have you heard? O-of us!? You’ve heard!?”
“Erm, well…” Jhairo smiles, “My brothers and I have interred quite a few of your members in the temple crematorium… B-BUT THE WORK THEY DO IS HIGHLY APPRECIATED!” He stammers just as grapefruit-sized tears start to well up in the poor girl’s eyes!
“Who’s going to replace Fellick anyways?” Asks Morook as he gives his sister a few reassuring pats on the elbow.
“Ah. Another snag…” Scoffs the Skog, his tail flicking behind him in annoyance! “You see, the three top candidates: ZIST, KUBRI, and GHIRA held a memorial on a yacht in Fellick’s memory… and I TRULY shouldn’t be speaking about this, but…” His blue eyes GLEAM as he leans in conspiratorially! “There was an ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT! On all three!”
Now it’s time for you to be shocked–you must have missed the yacht party! And the assassination attempt! Was this around your spa day, or-
“No kidding! When did it happen!?” Asks Volka, the girl completely enraptured in the conversation!
“The day after that explosion in… euch… GOLD TOWN…” Groans the Templar!
Oh yea, you nod, that was… that sounded gnarly...
“Gnarly indeed…” Jhairo nods, “Yet the destruction of that Monument to Sin may hath saved our would-be Chairmen’s lives… ‘pon the Casino’s destruction, High Bellcounter Irya decreed she’d take no chances… and she doubled the yacht’s security!” Jhairo’s face turns serene as he closes his eyes and smiles. “Even in these dark times, Mitaar finds ways to shepherd us away from chaos…”
Yea, you nod, totally…
“Me too…”
Say, you begin in a chipper tone as you give TT’s ears a few scritches, you actually caught a few details of the conversation those guys were having…
Jhairo’s already-shiny eyes light up. “... Oh?”
Yep, you add with an enthusiastic nod, they mentioned heading South to some town called… Rizzo?
“RYTZO… The Templar mutters under his breath, “An intriguing destination to be sure…” His face scrunches up as he contemplates it further! “But why such a backwater burg, I wonder…”
W-well, you stammer, genuinely surprised at how quickly he took your advice at face-value, you uh… you also heard there might be some kind of CULT meeting up there too…
Of the DEMONIC variety…
The word barely leaves your lips before Jhairo is halfway to the exit! Sneakily pumping your fist in victory, your victory is short-lived when he’s stopped dead in his tracks by a frantic ‘WAIT!’
>CONTD.
If you didn’t know any better, you’d think Volka was two seconds away from blasting off into space! “Y-YES! YES YES YES!” She sputters with wild eyes and little hops punctuating each word! “H-have you heard? O-of us!? You’ve heard!?”
“Erm, well…” Jhairo smiles, “My brothers and I have interred quite a few of your members in the temple crematorium… B-BUT THE WORK THEY DO IS HIGHLY APPRECIATED!” He stammers just as grapefruit-sized tears start to well up in the poor girl’s eyes!
“Who’s going to replace Fellick anyways?” Asks Morook as he gives his sister a few reassuring pats on the elbow.
“Ah. Another snag…” Scoffs the Skog, his tail flicking behind him in annoyance! “You see, the three top candidates: ZIST, KUBRI, and GHIRA held a memorial on a yacht in Fellick’s memory… and I TRULY shouldn’t be speaking about this, but…” His blue eyes GLEAM as he leans in conspiratorially! “There was an ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT! On all three!”
Now it’s time for you to be shocked–you must have missed the yacht party! And the assassination attempt! Was this around your spa day, or-
“No kidding! When did it happen!?” Asks Volka, the girl completely enraptured in the conversation!
“The day after that explosion in… euch… GOLD TOWN…” Groans the Templar!
Oh yea, you nod, that was… that sounded gnarly...
“Gnarly indeed…” Jhairo nods, “Yet the destruction of that Monument to Sin may hath saved our would-be Chairmen’s lives… ‘pon the Casino’s destruction, High Bellcounter Irya decreed she’d take no chances… and she doubled the yacht’s security!” Jhairo’s face turns serene as he closes his eyes and smiles. “Even in these dark times, Mitaar finds ways to shepherd us away from chaos…”
Yea, you nod, totally…
“Me too…”
Say, you begin in a chipper tone as you give TT’s ears a few scritches, you actually caught a few details of the conversation those guys were having…
Jhairo’s already-shiny eyes light up. “... Oh?”
Yep, you add with an enthusiastic nod, they mentioned heading South to some town called… Rizzo?
“RYTZO… The Templar mutters under his breath, “An intriguing destination to be sure…” His face scrunches up as he contemplates it further! “But why such a backwater burg, I wonder…”
W-well, you stammer, genuinely surprised at how quickly he took your advice at face-value, you uh… you also heard there might be some kind of CULT meeting up there too…
Of the DEMONIC variety…
The word barely leaves your lips before Jhairo is halfway to the exit! Sneakily pumping your fist in victory, your victory is short-lived when he’s stopped dead in his tracks by a frantic ‘WAIT!’
>CONTD.
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