Hey, visionlets,
My name is Zhongli, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-visions who spend every second of their day trying to fulfill your ambitions. You are everything wrong in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any precious chests? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of other people's insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than begging for better artifact rng. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was commander of the Millelith and CEO of GEO. What element do you have, other than "jacking off to Nahida feet"? I also easily clears D6 Stygian Onslaught, and have a banging hot wife (she just blew me; shit was SO mora). You are all faggots who should kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my wife