i'm a misunderstood genius. girls are repelled by me simply because of the fact that i outshine them intellectually. i have a vast amount of knowledge because i constantly read highly intellectual books, girls can't get a word in without me having to correct their statements since they lack the intellectual rigour that i possess.

sadly my supremely high IQ genes wont ever be passed down

i'm a misunderstood genius. the only reason that i have no friends or girlfriends is because i am too smart for them, i see right through them, and thus they feel intimidated by my vast intellectual capacities