>>212387848
One day someone will bring shrimps to Argentina, and you will finally get to see what all the hubbub is about (they will probably build statues of that guy).
>I hope we can someday tame crows. I want a crow familiar to share my shiny objects with.
I wish I could bribe them to not wake me up at 5am in the summer by screaming outside my window.
>>212388336
If you manage to pull this off and sleep with an Indian woman, you will be a personal hero to me. The Sex-Havers Council (Brune, Gironde, Portuchad and el Galiciano) is a better source of advice anyway, they have actually convinced woman to physically and mentally have sex with them.
>>212388720
Also a possibility, but that doesn't bode well for future relationship stability if she comes from a conservative (probably religious) background.