OOOK OOK AAHHH AAAAAHHHH! *itches body* Casting the FORBIDDEN SPELL said to turn me into THE STRONGEST PRIMATE MAGICIAN seems to have TRANSFORMED me into a RETARDED MONKEY. The ONLY TRACES of my prior HUMAN INTELECT come from my UNENDING DESIRE to see that my BOYFRIEND KOURIN is having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with a SUPERIOR FERTILE FEMALE than me, as DEEP DOWN I've always been an ANIMAL who believes in THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. OOOOK AAHHHH *eats banana* OOOH OOHH. And of course I'm NOT FIT TO PASS ON MY GENES. *swings from trees until she reaches the human village.* MIMA'S BONES! *screeches enthusiastically* KOURIN is SPEAKING to a SINGLE FERTILE RABBIT GIRL with the ATTRACTIVE qualities of a HOUSEWIFE!!!! A HOUSEWIFE is something I COULD NEVER BE, due to my LACK OF MOTHERLY QUALITIES and COMPULSIVE DESIRE TO STEAL! I'm SURE this HARD-WORKING, NICE, BLUE-HAIRED RABBIT will make a FINE WIFE for my BOYFRIEND! YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*gets caught* AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME!! I'M GETTING CAPTURED BY A SHORT-ARMED MIDGET AND HER AUTISTIC SISTER! NOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE TO WATCH KOURIN COPULATE WITH THAT RABBIT GIRL!! *gets TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the CHIREIDEN zoo forever* *a faint YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUN could be heard from underground every time Kourin had sex with Seiran*