>drop erg password and q dog with randoms
>brand new players, wylder and duchess
>1 has a relic, the other 2
>Neither help them in any capacity
>playing big burd
>direct them to be halfway efficient
>multiple 3 bars at level 5 in the basement to royal revenant, pull some clutch stuff and make it work
>fuck around with crucible nights until first night
>BBH but they want to impress me and we do it with minimal downs
>go back day 2 to castle, finish up
>margit night boss, they're feeling amped and ready to win I can tell
>get to 3dog, everything going mostly fine make sure to take first aggro, recluse went down only twice, used my ult when she got trained by the split dogs to give her a window of reprieve
>keep guard countering and everything works out
>They spin in circles at the end with me

It's the little things bros sometimes you gotta take a break from hardcore meta slaving to bring up the next crop