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7/11/2025, 4:45:06 PM
Jogging is gay.
If you're going to run then fucking RUN.
If your total movement speed were percentages and we say walking at your usual comfortable pace is 10% of your speed then jogging is like 20% and is about as awkward of a movement as "power walking". Running would be like 50 to 75% of your speed and sprinting is the full 100%.
So just RUN.
>Oh but humans are persistence hunters and they jogged their prey down.
Bullshit.
I am in every way built as an ambush predator. The use of sticks and rocks to hunt is also ambush predator stuff.
You don't use tools like that and then also jog at your prey until they find you so cringe and gay they just lay down and beg you to kill them.
>But the science!
If the scientists that came up with that persistence hunter bullshit couldn't at least bench 1.5* their own bodyweight I don't want to hear their thoughts on any human physical activities. Gonna let a bunch of noodly armed retards that barely go outside just guess at shit and it's settled because other noodly armed fucks agree with them?
I'm going to fucking eat you.
If you're going to run then fucking RUN.
If your total movement speed were percentages and we say walking at your usual comfortable pace is 10% of your speed then jogging is like 20% and is about as awkward of a movement as "power walking". Running would be like 50 to 75% of your speed and sprinting is the full 100%.
So just RUN.
>Oh but humans are persistence hunters and they jogged their prey down.
Bullshit.
I am in every way built as an ambush predator. The use of sticks and rocks to hunt is also ambush predator stuff.
You don't use tools like that and then also jog at your prey until they find you so cringe and gay they just lay down and beg you to kill them.
>But the science!
If the scientists that came up with that persistence hunter bullshit couldn't at least bench 1.5* their own bodyweight I don't want to hear their thoughts on any human physical activities. Gonna let a bunch of noodly armed retards that barely go outside just guess at shit and it's settled because other noodly armed fucks agree with them?
I'm going to fucking eat you.
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