I don't know if I'd call myself a "gooner". I don't jerk off 24/7, let alone every other day. I just get horny quite often. There would be so so so so much more pornography posted if this was The Me of ~2 years ago.

I want to have hot steamy buttsex with you and force you to start shitting out huge thick stinky logs on my cock. I think that'd be really epic.