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7/13/2025, 12:39:30 AM
>Aeon you are NEVER going to find a boyfriend if you live like this! I'll set you up with my friend's son. What's his name? BOB? He's a nice young man!
>MOOOOM! I don't want a boyfriend! I want to sit here in the Abyss and get gud at video games! Besides, your friend's son doesn't shower and he smells like bad motor oil.
>Well, young lady, I want grandchildren dammit! When I was your age I rode through villages on a donkey and ate the flesh of unborn children so I could find a nice husband! Not sit in the dark and play on your Playbox or whatever--
>Don't you DARE try and use Khronos to skip through my lecture, Aeon! I see you!
>MOOOOM! I don't want a boyfriend! I want to sit here in the Abyss and get gud at video games! Besides, your friend's son doesn't shower and he smells like bad motor oil.
>Well, young lady, I want grandchildren dammit! When I was your age I rode through villages on a donkey and ate the flesh of unborn children so I could find a nice husband! Not sit in the dark and play on your Playbox or whatever--
>Don't you DARE try and use Khronos to skip through my lecture, Aeon! I see you!
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