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8/2/2025, 11:48:14 PM
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7/25/2025, 7:52:55 PM
>approach Mexican dudes in front of Home Depot
>ask if they're interested in a plan to get green cards
>as if they have any daughters who were brought here illegally when they were under 16 and are still under 18 today
>kids like that are eligible for something called DACA which is sort of like temporary amnesty
>if she's approved for DACA then she can apply for something called "advance parole", where she can go back to Mexico for like a day or two and come back here without getting in trouble
>this created a LEGAL ENTRY on her record
>having a legal entry on her record means she can apply for a green card and chill here while she waits for it to get approved instead of having to wait in Mexico for several months
>if she marries you, then you can "sponsor" her, which almost guarantees she'll get a green card
>there's no legal minimum age for marriage in California; you just need the consent of the parents
>once she's a citizen, she can sponsor the rest of her family, but they'd have to sneak back into Mexico to avoid a 10-year ban on returning
>explain all of this to Mexican dudes; make sure they understand the plan
>get introduced to one of their daughters
>rape her
>they can't go to the cops or they'll get deported
It's literally that easy. How the fuck are you guys still virgins?
>ask if they're interested in a plan to get green cards
>as if they have any daughters who were brought here illegally when they were under 16 and are still under 18 today
>kids like that are eligible for something called DACA which is sort of like temporary amnesty
>if she's approved for DACA then she can apply for something called "advance parole", where she can go back to Mexico for like a day or two and come back here without getting in trouble
>this created a LEGAL ENTRY on her record
>having a legal entry on her record means she can apply for a green card and chill here while she waits for it to get approved instead of having to wait in Mexico for several months
>if she marries you, then you can "sponsor" her, which almost guarantees she'll get a green card
>there's no legal minimum age for marriage in California; you just need the consent of the parents
>once she's a citizen, she can sponsor the rest of her family, but they'd have to sneak back into Mexico to avoid a 10-year ban on returning
>explain all of this to Mexican dudes; make sure they understand the plan
>get introduced to one of their daughters
>rape her
>they can't go to the cops or they'll get deported
It's literally that easy. How the fuck are you guys still virgins?
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