Trump's complete 180 on the Epstein files is so fucking bizarre, it can only be two things.

1. Someone offered to pay America to close it, and America accepted payment. I say America, not Trump, because this was a major payment that was made in numerous ways, and to the extent that all of America would benefits, like easing inflation for a decade or something.

2. CIA sat Trump down and showed him how having controls over certain people is preventing a total collapse, and Trump realizes he has to keep it going.

Either way, say thank you.