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6/18/2025, 11:06:23 AM
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Crack Unit 8200 teams, aided by Palantir loyalty and trust department teams, discovered the colonels covert social media account in late May of this year. Swift legal FISA warrants allowed IDF swat teams to raid the colonels home-missile command office where various Nazi and Iranian propaganda fetishes were discovered including an "America First!" flag featuring christian symbolism, and with Kanye West's latest album "Heil Hilter" being found in the colonels car CD changer. Unit 8200 teams also uncovered dozens of subscriptions to Qatari podcasts such as the Tucker Carlson show, Bannons War Room, and Ms. Rachel's happy sun hour. There have been continued calls for subliminal messaging AI filters to be implemented across iTunes but Apple remains unavailable for comment.
When ask for comment, the President said, "I don't know the guy. Never met him. Not really. I don't really read the plans anyway. I was never against joining the war. I think we're going to do a terrific job, the Iranians will be so scared of us, because we're so loyal, so united on this. Everybody's behind this now. Especially me. Yam Israel heil! Thank you". In response Ben Shairpo of the daily wire wrote, "How loyal can we expect a President to be in he's harboring Iranian agents in his own Pentagon planning teams?!"
Crack Unit 8200 teams, aided by Palantir loyalty and trust department teams, discovered the colonels covert social media account in late May of this year. Swift legal FISA warrants allowed IDF swat teams to raid the colonels home-missile command office where various Nazi and Iranian propaganda fetishes were discovered including an "America First!" flag featuring christian symbolism, and with Kanye West's latest album "Heil Hilter" being found in the colonels car CD changer. Unit 8200 teams also uncovered dozens of subscriptions to Qatari podcasts such as the Tucker Carlson show, Bannons War Room, and Ms. Rachel's happy sun hour. There have been continued calls for subliminal messaging AI filters to be implemented across iTunes but Apple remains unavailable for comment.
When ask for comment, the President said, "I don't know the guy. Never met him. Not really. I don't really read the plans anyway. I was never against joining the war. I think we're going to do a terrific job, the Iranians will be so scared of us, because we're so loyal, so united on this. Everybody's behind this now. Especially me. Yam Israel heil! Thank you". In response Ben Shairpo of the daily wire wrote, "How loyal can we expect a President to be in he's harboring Iranian agents in his own Pentagon planning teams?!"
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