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6/12/2025, 9:48:05 AM
>Be OKC
>Have one of the greatest players of all time and lose him in free agency because he realizes how shitty it is to live in bumfuck Oklahoma
>Thunder say "fuck him we'll rebuild and be better"
>Actually, for a second, believe they have a team that's better without Kevin fucking Durant
>Seriously believe FTA, Chet Homeless, and J-Dud can take them to the holy land
>Lose in the finals to the fucking Pacers
It's that time. Chokelahoma and every inbred in that city needs to finally admit defeat. OKC needs KD more than he needs them. Trade Chet for the greatest scorer of all time and speedrun to the 2026 finals and finally win it all. Realize this legend is the greatest thing that ever happened to that stolen team. And the slip reaper will always be the greatest Thunder player of all time.
>Have one of the greatest players of all time and lose him in free agency because he realizes how shitty it is to live in bumfuck Oklahoma
>Thunder say "fuck him we'll rebuild and be better"
>Actually, for a second, believe they have a team that's better without Kevin fucking Durant
>Seriously believe FTA, Chet Homeless, and J-Dud can take them to the holy land
>Lose in the finals to the fucking Pacers
It's that time. Chokelahoma and every inbred in that city needs to finally admit defeat. OKC needs KD more than he needs them. Trade Chet for the greatest scorer of all time and speedrun to the 2026 finals and finally win it all. Realize this legend is the greatest thing that ever happened to that stolen team. And the slip reaper will always be the greatest Thunder player of all time.
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