>>509226066
An actual castle. And you won't be buying it. You'll be taking it and holding it. Pictured is mine. I am already laying plans to capture it as I move towards the coast.

>Man seriously injured after sword goes through visor during battle re-enactment at Bodiam Castle in East Sussex
https://news.sky.com/story/man-seriously-injured-after-sword-goes-through-visor-during-battle-re-enactment-at-bodiam-castle-in-east-sussex-13390856