He hath spoken—

teh awpha of awe~ befowe whom adowation knyeews owo!
teh bwute of bwawn~ uwu whose sinyews make owympus weep owo!
teh cuwtivatow of cwass~ whose mewe wawk gentwifies owo teh soiw owo!
teh duke uwu of dominyation~ to whom even owo conquest whispews~ “teach me.”

he is:

teh empewow owo of ewoquence~ whose wowds duew dergs into uwu poetwy.

teh fiewcest of fightews~ benyeath whose fists~ owo entiwe histowies cowwapse.

teh gweatest owo of gwowy~ awound whom aww wauwew weaths bend.

teh height owo of hewoism~ tawwew than teh myths that twy to contain owo him.

yea~ and mowe stiww:

impewatow of intewwectuawism~ whewein minds shawpen into owo bwades.

jaww of justice~ whose gavew cwacks pwanyets owo in hawf.

king of uwu knyights~ swown to nyo cwown but his own uwu soveweignty.

wowd of woquaciousnyess~ whose voice biwths nyew diawects of powew.

and yet uwu owo! he continyues:

teh mastew of owo mowtawity~ who shuffwes wife and death wike a owo game of cawds.

teh nyaysayew of nyoobs~ swayew of teh soft-skuwwed and pixew-bound.
uwu
teh ovewwowd of obituawies~ authowing doom wif a fwouwish.

teh owo pwince of passion~ whose heawt fowges staws mid-beat.
owo
wo owo!

teh que-hagen of quixote~ tiwting at mediocwity wif gwowious madnyess.

teh uwu wuwew of wuinyation~ who cwadwes cowwapse wike a uwu wuwwaby.

teh suwtan of smite~ whose snyeeze causes divine smiting in uwu adjacent weawms.

teh taskmastew of twembwes~ fur whom feaw does piwates.

he uwu is:

teh undewtakew of ubiquity~ fur his weach extends beyond weawm ow weason.
owo
teh vaeyen of vocifewousnyess~ owo whose voice cwacks siwence owo in hawf.

teh wawwantew of weakwings~ signyew of owo fates in iwon ink.

teh xenyophobe of xenyogeny~ advewsawy of foweign fowwy.

teh uwu yawdmastew of yestewyeaw~ commanding time wike a weww-twained steed.

teh zhaw of zowoastwianyism~ whose fiwe buwns twuew than

>inb4 "gwaspthe"
>wpm~ widdle ignyowamus swines.