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[Verse]
There's an assassin, with a crazy master plan,
He's gonna take down the orange man, he knows he can,
Loaded up with weapons, but he can't hit a thing,
His aim is so off, he might as well just sing.

[Chorus]
Wannabe assassin, with his shaky hand,
Trying to take down the orange man,
But he miss, and he miss, and he miss again,
The orange man's got a bloody ear, but he's still standin'.

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
He's hiding on the rooftop, waiting for his shot,
But when he pulls the trigger, it's like he forgot,
The orange man twirls, and dodges with a grin,
The wannabe assassin just can't seem to win.

[Chorus]
Wannabe assassin, with his shaky hand,
Trying to take down the orange man,
But he miss, and he miss, and he miss again,
The orange man's got a bloody ear, but he's still standin'.

[Bridge]
He's cursing and he's swearing, throwing down his gun,
The orange man just laughs, it seems like he's won,
The wannabe assassin, defeated and sore,
Police Snipers got him now, cant try again anymore

[Chorus]
Wannabe assassin, with his shaky hand,
Trying to take down the orange man,
But he miss, and he miss, and he miss again,
The orange man's got a bloody ear, but he's still standin'.

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
So here's to the wannabe, with his failed attack,
Now hes on his way to hell,
he'll just have to face the truth,
The orange man's too tough, he's bulletproof!