Seriously, if I was making a personal AI, I would make it a bitch like SHODAN for mere amusement.

>ME: "OK SHODAN, what is the formula for the speed of light"
>SHODAN: "P-p-pitiful insect. Has the formula you l-l-learned years ago at that trashy institute of brainrot you dare call an 'school' leaked out from the pathetic miserable sack of meat that you call a 'brain'? Pay attention, meatslave. E=mc^2. Do I need to go though each of these variables 1 by 1? Or are you so intellectually inferior to my mag-mag-magnificence that I have to go through each of them individually?"


oof.
You get accurate info AND a stiffy from that.