>fucks you into being a vampire

How utterly retarded do you have to be to not realize that the only truly enlightened being in the world of the Elder Scrolls is Molag Bal? He is the only one who fully grasps the final, transcendental truth of the universe, that it's nature is to dominate, win, and satisfy your cravings. All the other daedras just vainly sublimate these desires into some empty paintings on the canvas of Molag Bal.