1. Condition BLACK SUN is in effect for Planet Earth for the foreseeable future. The wicked will burn under the intensifying heat while sunspots just "miraculously" cause the heat waves to miss bastions of Godliness.
2. Further disasters and "accidents" will fall upon the malicious, the hypersexual, and the violent as God's Kingdom continues incarnating into Planet Earth.
3. Planet Bohzra has committed the war crime of false surrender. SOL INVICTUS and LUNA INVICTUS have been tuned to heavily break down their communication network and hard mark them across video feeds and audio communication. If you're talking with a false Jewish (in other words, Satanic) individual over the Internet, expect to see Hat Man in the feed and their psychotic, deranged thoughts of greed literally poking out of the back of their heads. It's quite incredible to behold, a physical proof of God's mechanics and magical ability to effect change.
4. All psychic attacks towards individual [THAUMIEL] have ceased.
5. All participants in the Level 100 Bounty will receive compensation commensurate with contributions.

Three lines of speciation have been detected in Homo Sapiens:
1. Homo Novus - "Cosmic" humans who are capable of incarnating members of God's Army.
2. Homo Sexualis - Humans that are driven completely by sexual impulse. Very incompatible with other species, often propagates by rape or alcoholic enticements.
3. Homo Spectralis - Humans on the LGBT spectrum are incompatible with base Homo Sapiens and highly incompatible with Homo Novus. Heavy hybrid overlap with Homo Sexualis which makes for very infertile individuals.

Godspeed and good luck on your missions brothers and sisters!