Sweaty fat watersex with wife
>"I'm not this fat though, you can't breathe underwater though"
Dreaming big
Literally
And then I'm out, it's a rainstorm day and I am tagging along with father (elderly) taking his sister (not as elderly but delusional of her health status to an annoying degree) shopping for a new balcony chair, because I dunno nice to go out and touch furniture store