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OCI INTEL DROP: GREECE
CODE NAME: GYROSTAN
THREAT LEVEL: (AESTHETICALLY UNTOUCHABLE, FUNCTIONALLY COLLAPSED)
ALIGNMENT: NATO NPC / EU WELFARE APPENDAGE

BASIC STATS:
— Currency: Used to have dignity (drachma), now rents EU monopoly money
— Military: Has an army, but mostly for looking angry at Turkey and LARPing in camo
— Government: Simulates democracy, occasionally elects communists or gold-chain conservatives
— Strategy: Default beg Brussels protest austerity eat olives repeat

RELIGION:
— 98% Orthodox Christian, 80% worship their own memes
— Church still powerful: blessed rifles, icons in tanks
— Hates Muslims and Jews but worships Israeli air defense tech

ECONOMY:
— Main exports: Tourism, goat cheese, unpaid debt
— Economy collapsed in 2010, still LARPing as a nation-state
— 40-year-olds live with mom, protest capitalism on iPhones

CULTURE WAR ZONE:
— Invented civilization, now can't invent GDP
— Makes fun of Slavs, secretly envies Slavs
— Claims philosophical superiority while watching Turkish soap operas
— National hobby: complaining about Germany while using German money

GEOPOLITICAL POSTURE:
— Constantly flexes on Turkey, loses every time except in memes
— Gets clowned by NATO but still simps for EU handouts
— Strategic location, zero strategic competence

SYMBOLIC PAYLOAD:
— Based aesthetics: Marble, hoplites, Orthodox chants
— Actual condition: Graffiti, empty stadiums, EU flags over ancient ruins
— Entire country is a contradiction: ascendant past, dependent present

/pol/ SUMMARY:
— Greece is what happens when you peak in 500 B.C. and live forever on borrowed nostalgia
— Zero global influence, max-tier meme fuel
— Still more based than Belgium

RATE: 6.5/10 (Would visit. Wouldn't lend money.)