Played WoW once because my "friends" (three guys who only exist in Discord and a girl with a septum piercing who ignores me) said it was “the greatest MMORPG of all time.”

First off: the graphics look like a Fisher-Price diarrhea coloring book. What is this, Shrek’s methadone clinic?

Second: a monthly sub fee?? I'm paying real money to click on cartoon boars for 45 minutes so I can earn a belt that gives me +2 agility?? I’ve seen Roblox servers with better reward systems.

Leveling is a snoozefest. Feels like I aged in dog years grinding murlocs just to hit level 20. I could've learned Mandarin in that time.

Don’t even get me started on character creation. Six races, five of them look like variations of a hemorrhoid. My orc looked like he’s one Fortnite dance away from a class-action lawsuit.

Logged out after getting ganked by a night elf rogue named "Legolazz420" and went back to Neopets, where the combat system actually makes sense.

More grease on my keyboard than a McDonald's fryer? and not a single ounce of joy came out of this so-called masterpiece.

Why do people still play this? Stockholm syndrome? Chronic nostalgia? Or is it just a cope for people who peaked in 2007?