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>We have the best cuisine in the world
Correct
>We have the best army in Europe occidental.
Victory, because everyone else doesn't play the game
>We have the best birth rate in Europe (romance country)
No, you don't. Any such statistic, which doesn't distinguish between races, is useless. For example schools in Eastern Germany are supposed to be the best - by far. Measured by the success of the pupils. But that's only the case, because of the higher percentage of Germans in Eastern Germany. You understand?
>France is the permanent member of United Nations Security Council
>France is the most visited country in the world,
true
>We have the most beautiful language et the best accent accent
Not really, no. You kinda sound like what "Germans" sound like in American movies. You actually have these grating hard sounds, which everyone pretends we do.
>We have the most victories war in the world so we have the best history
>408 battles won for Germany
We would easily win this on a technicality, because we were split up in so many different states. Not saying that it's more impressive than France, but technically we win.
>So we are the best country in the world
The best country in the world doesn't replace White French people with high Germanic ancestry with people from the Mediterranean, Africa and Asia. The best country in the world doesn't need colonies to support their way of life. Multiple French politicans said that without Francafrique, you'd be a third world country. The best country in the world doesn't contribute to replacing White people worldwide and in their homelands with brown-skinned foreigners.

But you didn't mention the one singular thing, which actually does make you technically the best country in Western Europe. The fact that you are a Great Power and a country with a strong presidential system. Your political system is your saving grace. It allows a future king, whether an actual king or not, to save your country and maybe even Europe.