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used to have this cocky nephew. ol swifto we called him - me and swifto used to jog together for over a decade. over time my knees progressively started to get worse and to allmuch displeasure of all, the relationship and most of all, to my demigod of a nephew, had to make the difficult decision to stop our tradition and join the geezers walking pole club (hoping he would find cats up his own ally to roam forth with, not dragged down by my "negging"). ol swifto on the other hand had the knees of a demigod - never stopped quitting, or so he thought...he started experimenting with nihilistic disregard for his longevity and anyone responsible for it. i push swifto around in a wheelchair now, we don't call him by the name out loud anymore...