Clean shaven is a result of the need for gas masks. Aryans are tall barbarians with thick beards and piercing intelligence the result of the brutal struggle for survival in the northern frosts requiring cooperation, forethought and planning. We strike fear into the hearts of brown people because we combine the physical strength seen among Africans with the high IQ of the diminutive east asians. A handful of conquistadors killed scores of brown people and toppled entire civilizations in this way, both through their physical feats and strategy, it was a true adventure we could easily repeat if we stopped being naive leftists. A well maintained beard represents this, the result of massive levels of testosterone in our bloodstream and attention to detail, it is why they fear it.