Kill starlings.
Behead starlings.
Roundhouse kick a starling into the concrete.
Slam dunk a starling baby into the trashcan.
Defecate in a starlings food.
Launch starlings into the sun.
Stir fry starlings in a wok.
Toss starlings into active volcanoes.
Urinate into a starlings nest.
Judo throw starlings into a wood chipper.
Twist starlings heads off.
Report starlings to the USDA.
Karate chop starlings in half.
Curb stomp pregnant starlings.
Trap starlings in quicksand.
Crush starlings in the trash compactor.
Liquefy starlings in a vat of acid.
Eat starlings.
Dissect starlings.
Exterminate starlings in the gas chamber.
Stomp starling skulls with steel toed boots.
Cremate starlings in the oven.
Lobotomize starlings.
Mandatory abortions for starlings.
Grind starling fetuses in the garbage disposal.
Drown starlings in fried chicken grease.
Vaporize starlings with a ray gun.
Kick old starlings down the stairs.
Feed starlings to alligators.
Slice starlings with a katana.