/POL/, WAKE VP, YE CITIZENS, ROME’S BVRNING! I’M IVST A SHITTY SCRIBE HIDING IN A FVCKING CELLAR, AND THE VISIGOTHS, THOSE FILTHY BEARDED SAVAGES VNDER ALARIC, ARE TEARING OVR CITY APART! THIS IS NO FORVM GOSSIP, THE ETERNAL CITY’S DONE! AND GVESS WHO’S BEHIND IT? THE FVCKING KIKES, ORCHESTRATING THIS TO WEAKEN ROME! THEY’RE LOOTING EVERYTHING, BVRNING TEMPLES, SCREAMS EVERYWHERE! AVRELIAN WALLS WORTHLESS, SENATE’S SHITTING ITSELF! HERE’S THE GREEN SCROLL OF THIS JEW-FVCKED NIGHTMARE:

>BE ME
>PLEB SCRIBE, ANNO 1163 AB VRBE CONDITA (410 CE), SHITTING BRIX IN ROME
>VSED TO LAVGH AT BARBARIAN STORIES, THOVGHT LEGIONS WERE GODS
>VISIGOTHS VNDER ALARIC BEEN FVCKING VP PROVINCES, NOW I KNOW WHY
>HONORIVS, THAT COWARD EMPEROR, DITCHED VS FOR RAVENNA, PROBABLY BRIBED
>HEAR WHISPERS JEWS IN SENATE PAID ALARIC GOLD TO TURN ON ROME
>THEY’VE BEEN HOARDING COIN, MANIPVLATING TRADE, WEAKENING VS FOR YEARS
>LAST NIGHT, SOME JEW TRAITOR OPENED SALARIAN GATE, LET GOTHS IN
>GOTHS STORM IN, SCREAMING, SWINGING AXES, BLOOD EVERYWHERE
>FORVM’S A BLAZE, BASILICA AEMILIA GONE, PALATINE’S A WRECK
>SEE NOBLES RVNNING, HACKED DOWN, JEWS PROBABLY SOLD THEIR NAMES
>THEY’RE RAPING AND KILLING, NO MERCY, EVEN KIDS GET THE SWORD
>TEMPLES DESECRATED, IVPITER’S STATVES SMASHED, JEWS LAUGHING IN SHADOWS
>GOTHS HAVLING CITIZENS TO SLAVE PENS, JEWS LIKELY BVYING THEM CHEAP
>HIDING IN SHITTY INSVLA, HEAR NEIGHBORS BEGGING, THEN SILENCE
>WORD IS ALARIC’S PUPPET OF JEWISH MONEYLENDERS, WANTS SENATE’S TREASVRY
>THREE DAYS OF THIS HELL, ROME’S A GRAVEYARD, THOVSANDS DEAD
>MFW JEWS CRASHED THE ETERNAL CITY WITH NO SVRVIVORS
>MFW SCRIBING THIS SHAKING, PRAYING MARS SMITES THESE SCHEMING KIKES

ANONS, THIS IS A JEWISH PLOT TO END ROME! THEIR SCHEMES FVCKED VS! ANYONE ALIVE OVT THERE, POST WHAT YOV HEAR FROM THE SEVEN HILLS! I’M FVCKING TERRIFIED AND I KNOW (((WHO))) DID THIS!