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7/6/2025, 6:42:50 PM
>>6270643
UH-OH.
https://youtu.be/ePRZC_OulYc
A small twitch of Tzah-Tzie’s tail is all it takes to send a tickle through your nose–one that the feisty fuzzball notices soon after you do!
That grin… that EVIL grin…!
Stiffening as you feel a sneeze coming on, you manage to send a pleading glance down at the Durher as you start to gasp for breath…
But you find no mercy in her soulless stare…
“Rook! They FRIED cheese! This place is tops-”
You tried… you really did! Yet without your hands to help, holding back the inevitable is a task akin to stopping the sun from rising…
AAAAACHOOOOOO!
Jerking forward, your mouth goes agape and your eyes widen in abject horror as both your plate and your catthing captive fly free from your grasp and into the air! Volka watches the spectacle unfold in slow-motion–her eyes matching yours in size and terror as she watches your food fall!
“NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”
While the fuzzy felon hits the ground running with a hasty ‘JUSTGONNACHECKITOUTISWEAR’, your meal isn’t nearly as spry… splattering all over the carpet, the mess is swiftly swept up by an army of glow-eyed garbage collectors–their gangly forms and unseen joints clanking like an old windmill as they immediately get to work cleaning up your mess!
“Aw HELLS!” Groans Volka as you try to find a way to cut past the custodians, “You okay, Rook!?”
Yea, you reply with an irritated sigh, but TT’s getting away! We gotta grab her!
“Oh yea! Get TT! Gotcha!” Nods the Skog as she sidles over to one of the servers.
NOW, Volka!
“Right! Right! Sorry!” Shoving her plate over to one of the servers with a curt ‘Hold onta’ this for me, will ya?’
Rushing over to you, she doubles back to the confused caterer with an apologetic grin! “Oh, and couldja’ top me off with those grilled mireshoots, please? I REALLY liked those-”
VOLKA!
“Okay, okay, I’m comin’!”
>Roll me 1d100-3 (+2 Loose Footwork, +2 LIMBOOO, -1 Dark, -4 Crowded Corridor, -2 TT Lead) to CATCH DAT’ CATTHING! Best of 3!
UH-OH.
https://youtu.be/ePRZC_OulYc
A small twitch of Tzah-Tzie’s tail is all it takes to send a tickle through your nose–one that the feisty fuzzball notices soon after you do!
That grin… that EVIL grin…!
Stiffening as you feel a sneeze coming on, you manage to send a pleading glance down at the Durher as you start to gasp for breath…
But you find no mercy in her soulless stare…
“Rook! They FRIED cheese! This place is tops-”
You tried… you really did! Yet without your hands to help, holding back the inevitable is a task akin to stopping the sun from rising…
AAAAACHOOOOOO!
Jerking forward, your mouth goes agape and your eyes widen in abject horror as both your plate and your catthing captive fly free from your grasp and into the air! Volka watches the spectacle unfold in slow-motion–her eyes matching yours in size and terror as she watches your food fall!
“NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”
While the fuzzy felon hits the ground running with a hasty ‘JUSTGONNACHECKITOUTISWEAR’, your meal isn’t nearly as spry… splattering all over the carpet, the mess is swiftly swept up by an army of glow-eyed garbage collectors–their gangly forms and unseen joints clanking like an old windmill as they immediately get to work cleaning up your mess!
“Aw HELLS!” Groans Volka as you try to find a way to cut past the custodians, “You okay, Rook!?”
Yea, you reply with an irritated sigh, but TT’s getting away! We gotta grab her!
“Oh yea! Get TT! Gotcha!” Nods the Skog as she sidles over to one of the servers.
NOW, Volka!
“Right! Right! Sorry!” Shoving her plate over to one of the servers with a curt ‘Hold onta’ this for me, will ya?’
Rushing over to you, she doubles back to the confused caterer with an apologetic grin! “Oh, and couldja’ top me off with those grilled mireshoots, please? I REALLY liked those-”
VOLKA!
“Okay, okay, I’m comin’!”
>Roll me 1d100-3 (+2 Loose Footwork, +2 LIMBOOO, -1 Dark, -4 Crowded Corridor, -2 TT Lead) to CATCH DAT’ CATTHING! Best of 3!
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