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8/9/2025, 3:03:32 PM
>>512608735
>be me, 27yo wagecuck engineer
>gf of 3 years dumps me for 40yo Porsche-owning crypto dad
>depression.exe fueled by Monster and gas-station burritos
>discover OnlyFans angel “Pan Piano” at 03:00
>convince myself it’s “supporting small business” like heroic economist
>each payday triggers six-month tribute streak
>tip 199 VIP, 499 voice memo, 9 999 Diamond Foot NFT bundle
>total reaches 14 000 dollars, basically bought her a used Civic
>cat stares at empty bowl drafting GoFundMe
>DM her “hey queen accidentally tipped entire net worth, refund?”
>inbox quieter than a Blockbuster parking lot
>OnlyFans support sends canned shrug: “no refunds lol”
>initiate chargeback blitz, call Visa, blame Japan
>hold music mocks me for 37 minutes
>meanwhile googling “what is theta” because plan B is options trading
>drafting small-claims threat letter in Comic Sans
>considering selling plasma and little bro’s RTX 4080 for cat kibble
>mfw spent 14k on a butter face rice nigger in 20 dollar Amazon cosplay
>what do?
>be me, 27yo wagecuck engineer
>gf of 3 years dumps me for 40yo Porsche-owning crypto dad
>depression.exe fueled by Monster and gas-station burritos
>discover OnlyFans angel “Pan Piano” at 03:00
>convince myself it’s “supporting small business” like heroic economist
>each payday triggers six-month tribute streak
>tip 199 VIP, 499 voice memo, 9 999 Diamond Foot NFT bundle
>total reaches 14 000 dollars, basically bought her a used Civic
>cat stares at empty bowl drafting GoFundMe
>DM her “hey queen accidentally tipped entire net worth, refund?”
>inbox quieter than a Blockbuster parking lot
>OnlyFans support sends canned shrug: “no refunds lol”
>initiate chargeback blitz, call Visa, blame Japan
>hold music mocks me for 37 minutes
>meanwhile googling “what is theta” because plan B is options trading
>drafting small-claims threat letter in Comic Sans
>considering selling plasma and little bro’s RTX 4080 for cat kibble
>mfw spent 14k on a butter face rice nigger in 20 dollar Amazon cosplay
>what do?
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