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>They'll develop safety gloves that it's illegal to leave the home without. Those are rigid rubber cage style gloves that keep the fingers from curling so that they stay in a nice, safe open palm at all times, with fingers spread apart in case of a slap, and extra padding on top in case of a backhand.
Real footage of keir starmer playing in the safe political ball pit that he thinks the UK is where no knives or axes or baseball bats can get him (pro tip it’s a delusion)
Every human will have their hands amputated at birth before they are allowed to play in the ball pit